Funny leave applications

Here are a few funny Leave applications as published by Khuswant Singh in HT.

Infosys, Banglore:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

Oracle, Banglore[asking leave for his son's thread ceremony]:
" As I want to shave my son's head please leave me for 2 days."

Asking for leave for a daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"

LOL

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